I had a dream last night that I wanted to run away from home and joined the circus as a freak show performer. I thought I would quit this gig, get into the entertainment business, and pursue my dream. I had it all planned out: my bags packed, my bills all paid off, and I said my last goodbyes. Then, I woke up in a sweat, when I remembered this video of The Freak Show Deluxe.

 As you can see, I am wide-awake and here sitting at my desk. I think I’ll leave the sword-swallowing and bed of nails to the professionals. Though, you can join me at 11:30 a.m. and 1:00 p.m. at the West Side Stage to see the real thing.

 P.S.: Don’t try this stuff at home